Fuck these birds. Seriously, fuck them. They are the most annoying animal in Florida. I almost crashed my car today because a flock of these bastards were crossing the street and the jackass two cars ahead of me wasn’t paying attention. He looks up, slams on his brakes, the person ahead of me slams on their brakes, and then I had to slam on my brakes and swerve out of the road to avoid read-ending the fuck out someone. I guess you could blame the guy who wasn’t paying attention in the first place, but those fucking birds just irked me. They just stood in the road, staring at the chaos they just helped create. They didn’t even bother to acknowledge the fact that I was flipping them the bird and screaming “FUCKIN’ FEATHERED ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAGS!”
