I saw this bird a few days ago. It was following me down the street. I got in my car and drove for like ten years. When I got out, the bird was waiting for me. I told it to leave me alone. It told me I was alone. Just one of many reasons I’m not a big fan of birds.John Clowder. Cabinet of Curiosities.
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