Fuck No Birds

June 27, 2012 at 4:48pm
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Reblogged from animalstalkinginallcaps
animalstalkinginallcaps:

YES, I AM FULLY PREPARED FOR ARMAGEDDON!
I’D LIKE TO GIVE YOU-
I DON’T WANT ANY FREE ISSUES OF THE WATCHTOWER!
THERE IS A KINGDOM-
WILL YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF SO I CAN FINISH MY SHOWER?

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YES, I AM FULLY PREPARED FOR ARMAGEDDON!

I’D LIKE TO GIVE YOU-

I DON’T WANT ANY FREE ISSUES OF THE WATCHTOWER!

THERE IS A KINGDOM-

WILL YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF SO I CAN FINISH MY SHOWER?

1:49pm
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Reblogged from msodradek
msodradek:

—Max Beckmann, Birds’ Hell (Hölle der Vögel, 1938), Oil on canvas.

msodradek:

—Max Beckmann, Birds’ Hell (Hölle der Vögel, 1938), Oil on canvas.

June 24, 2012 at 2:48pm
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Reblogged from ivadell
ivadell:

Oh, what’s up seagull?

“hey man, can I come in for a beer”
“no”
“it wont be like last time, I promise”
“get the fuck out of here seagull”
“man, I’m trying to be cool, but I will peck the shit out of this window”
“what?”
“nothing, maybe can I bum a cig”
“jesus h christ, I’ll get out the instant rice if you dont get off that window sill”
“I thought we were cool man, whatever. I can take a hint.”
“…”
“so, that cigarette”
“OK already”
“oh, dude, you know I only smoke american spirits, you actually smoke these. you know they’re full of..”
“get out, get the fuck out, i hate you.”

ivadell:

Oh, what’s up seagull?

“hey man, can I come in for a beer”

“no”

“it wont be like last time, I promise”

“get the fuck out of here seagull”

“man, I’m trying to be cool, but I will peck the shit out of this window”

“what?”

“nothing, maybe can I bum a cig”

“jesus h christ, I’ll get out the instant rice if you dont get off that window sill”

“I thought we were cool man, whatever. I can take a hint.”

“…”

“so, that cigarette”

“OK already”

“oh, dude, you know I only smoke american spirits, you actually smoke these. you know they’re full of..”

“get out, get the fuck out, i hate you.”

June 22, 2012 at 11:46am
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Reblogged from giraffeinatree

giraffe-in-a-tree:

Harpy Eagle

AHHH!

Photos by Ricardo Kuehn

AHHH!

fuck. no.

June 5, 2012 at 2:40pm
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Reblogged from nickelbacksonyoutube
thewordunheard:

homestucksonyoutube:

what the fuck did I just read

Welp, I’ve got a new phrase in my lexicon

thewordunheard:

homestucksonyoutube:

what the fuck did I just read

Welp, I’ve got a new phrase in my lexicon

(Source: nickelbacksonyoutube, via unforgettabledetritus)

May 25, 2012 at 5:30pm
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Reblogged from thedailyfeed
thedailyfeed:

That is A LOT of birds! A Florida airport is hiring a full-time avian expert at $76,000 a year to stop birds from fowl-ing up its flights.

Up until now, airport staff took turns firing deafening flare guns and propane cannons into the air to ward off vultures, grackles, American kestrels, cattle egrets, doves, pigeons and occasionally a pelican or seagull.
“We’re not just hiring somebody you can find at a park,” said Mike Nonnemacher, the airport operations director for Broward County.
“The $118,000 is pennies compared to losing a $2 million engine,” he said. “We’re being proactive.”

thedailyfeed:

That is A LOT of birds! A Florida airport is hiring a full-time avian expert at $76,000 a year to stop birds from fowl-ing up its flights.

Up until now, airport staff took turns firing deafening flare guns and propane cannons into the air to ward off vultures, grackles, American kestrels, cattle egrets, doves, pigeons and occasionally a pelican or seagull.

“We’re not just hiring somebody you can find at a park,” said Mike Nonnemacher, the airport operations director for Broward County.

“The $118,000 is pennies compared to losing a $2 million engine,” he said. “We’re being proactive.”

(Source: thedailyfeed, via wfplnews)

May 24, 2012 at 4:30pm
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Reblogged from rocketboom
wnycradiolab:

rocketboom:

A young Kyrgyzstani boy apprentices for his father who practices the ancient tradition of ”berkutchy,” or eagle hunting. This enormous Golden Eagle has a wingspan bigger than his trainer and is one of the most powerful predators in the world, known to bring down foxes, goats, and small deer.
Via

TERRIFYING

wnycradiolab:

rocketboom:

A young Kyrgyzstani boy apprentices for his father who practices the ancient tradition of ”berkutchy,” or eagle hunting. This enormous Golden Eagle has a wingspan bigger than his trainer and is one of the most powerful predators in the world, known to bring down foxes, goats, and small deer.

Via

TERRIFYING

(via wfplnews)

May 20, 2012 at 5:09pm
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Reblogged from fuckyeahbirds
fuckyeahbirds:

hello


Watch out man!

fuckyeahbirds:

hello

Watch out man!

5:04pm
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May 3, 2012 at 1:06am
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Reblogged from heronqueenblues-deactivated2013

heronqueenblues:

the only bird I COULDN’T beat up in an enclosed environment is probably like an ostrich or a cassowary or maybe certain very large swans

they would kill me or in the case of the swan probably bite my nuts

but besides that I bet I could totally beat all the other birds up

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