Fuck No Birds

May 25

thedailyfeed:

That is A LOT of birds! A Florida airport is hiring a full-time avian expert at $76,000 a year to stop birds from fowl-ing up its flights.

Up until now, airport staff took turns firing deafening flare guns and propane cannons into the air to ward off vultures, grackles, American kestrels, cattle egrets, doves, pigeons and occasionally a pelican or seagull.
“We’re not just hiring somebody you can find at a park,” said Mike Nonnemacher, the airport operations director for Broward County.
“The $118,000 is pennies compared to losing a $2 million engine,” he said. “We’re being proactive.”

thedailyfeed:

That is A LOT of birds! A Florida airport is hiring a full-time avian expert at $76,000 a year to stop birds from fowl-ing up its flights.

Up until now, airport staff took turns firing deafening flare guns and propane cannons into the air to ward off vultures, grackles, American kestrels, cattle egrets, doves, pigeons and occasionally a pelican or seagull.

“We’re not just hiring somebody you can find at a park,” said Mike Nonnemacher, the airport operations director for Broward County.

“The $118,000 is pennies compared to losing a $2 million engine,” he said. “We’re being proactive.”

(via wfplnews)

May 24

wnycradiolab:

rocketboom:

A young Kyrgyzstani boy apprentices for his father who practices the ancient tradition of ”berkutchy,” or eagle hunting. This enormous Golden Eagle has a wingspan bigger than his trainer and is one of the most powerful predators in the world, known to bring down foxes, goats, and small deer.
Via

TERRIFYING

wnycradiolab:

rocketboom:

A young Kyrgyzstani boy apprentices for his father who practices the ancient tradition of ”berkutchy,” or eagle hunting. This enormous Golden Eagle has a wingspan bigger than his trainer and is one of the most powerful predators in the world, known to bring down foxes, goats, and small deer.

Via

TERRIFYING

(via wfplnews)

May 20

fuckyeahbirds:

hello


Watch out man!

fuckyeahbirds:

hello

Watch out man!

May 03

heronqueenblues:

the only bird I COULDN’T beat up in an enclosed environment is probably like an ostrich or a cassowary or maybe certain very large swans

they would kill me or in the case of the swan probably bite my nuts

but besides that I bet I could totally beat all the other birds up

Apr 15

(Source: queen-m4rceline)

(Source: lazyaesthetic)

Apr 11

boggle-:

Jeff and I are One. 

boggle-:

Jeff and I are One. 

(Source: catanus)

Mar 31

friday

Mar 29

krrnrose:

Watched these birds shit all over my car window today. Assholes. @fucknobirds

Birds ruin lives.