May 2012
5 posts
heronqueenblues:
the only bird I COULDN’T beat up in an enclosed environment is probably like an ostrich or a cassowary or maybe certain very large swans
they would kill me or in the case of the swan probably bite my nuts
but besides that I bet I could totally beat all the other birds up
April 2012
3 posts
3 tags
1 tag
March 2012
5 posts
friday
me: yay for bird control pills
me: yo im just leaving that typo there
krrnrose:
Watched these birds shit all over my car window today. Assholes. @fucknobirds
Birds ruin lives.
February 2012
5 posts
turtle eats bird.
1 tag
January 2012
7 posts
1 tag
6 tags
Fuck Birds
certainlynotwhatineed:
Fuck birds as pets. It is the worst goddamn idea in the history of ideas.
2 tags
1 tag
December 2011
5 posts
November 2011
1 post
September 2011
3 posts
4 tags
He must’ve tripped
animalsbeingdicks:
Herman was apprehensive about playing “walk the plank” with James ever again.
Who needs lotion?
animalsbeingdicks:
Mark was trying to explain the phrase “egg on your face” to Mr. Tibbs when he had an unfortunate accident.
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
5 posts
June 2011
7 posts
Fuck no birds might be interested in this link →
1 tag
April 2011
2 posts
Not enough people militantly hate birds
March 2011
3 posts
