Fuck No Birds

July 16, 2014 at 7:42pm
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Reblogged from charlesdingusesquire

charlesdingusesquire:

Hop Along // Sirens

So if you move out west it’s best to keep a close eye on your kids and pets
Cause big birds have been known to dive
And carry those precious things to heavy heights
And drop them in a field
While sad sisters all come down to kneel and hold their hands to their hearts
They’ve learned to lock all of the things they love up

fucking birds

July 13, 2014 at 6:28pm
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Reblogged from importantbirds

HELLO! i am a FOOB IMSPEGTER! president BIRB send me for IMSPEGT a FOoB befoar a huMAN eabt! possible a DANGER in foob! pleez a gib for IMSPEGT immediate.

HELLO! i am a FOOB IMSPEGTER! president BIRB send me for IMSPEGT a FOoB befoar a huMAN eabt! possible a DANGER in foob! pleez a gib for IMSPEGT immediate.

May 27, 2013 at 11:53pm
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Reblogged from saboobnah-deactivated20130709

enjoli:

boggle-:

saboobnah:

bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you

image

image

(via msenjoli)

December 30, 2012 at 11:03am
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gimme that
gimme that
hey
hey
gimme that animal
i wanna eat it
i’m a bird
 (via Animal pictures of the year 2012: part one - Telegraph)

gimme that

gimme that

hey

hey

gimme that animal

i wanna eat it

i’m a bird

 (via Animal pictures of the year 2012: part one - Telegraph)

December 15, 2012 at 6:08pm
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Reblogged from oldchum

(Source: oldchum, via lunch-poems)

December 13, 2012 at 9:31am
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Reblogged from hicandhoc

hicandhoc:

Alex Degen’s Eat No Food a Bird Has Touched.

(via deathbeds)

October 17, 2012 at 8:38pm
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Reblogged from drawbrandondraw

drawbrandondraw:

Crow Dad 1, part one

(via spaceshipignition)

October 14, 2012 at 9:18am
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Reblogged from brazenxbull
comfybluechair:

I don’t know what to believe anymore.

comfybluechair:

I don’t know what to believe anymore.

(Source: brazenxbull, via spaceshipignition)

September 17, 2012 at 10:47am
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Reblogged from olyuha-deactivated20140215
spaceshipignition:

just kidding actual me

spaceshipignition:

just kidding actual me

July 5, 2012 at 10:52am
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Reblogged from beenthinking
beenthinking:

Look at this bird that’s riding on our car! What a dick! (Taken with Instagram)

beenthinking:

Look at this bird that’s riding on our car! What a dick! (Taken with Instagram)