Fuck No Birds

gimme that

gimme that

hey

hey

gimme that animal

i wanna eat it

i’m a bird

 (via Animal pictures of the year 2012: part one - Telegraph)

(Source: oldchum, via lunch-poems)

hicandhoc:

Alex Degen’s Eat No Food a Bird Has Touched.

(via deathbeds)

drawbrandondraw:

Crow Dad 1, part one

(via spaceshipignition)

comfybluechair:

I don’t know what to believe anymore.

(Source: brazenxbull, via spaceshipignition)

spaceshipignition:

just kidding actual me

(Source: 17yroldghost)

beenthinking:

Look at this bird that’s riding on our car! What a dick! (Taken with Instagram)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YES, I AM FULLY PREPARED FOR ARMAGEDDON!

I’D LIKE TO GIVE YOU-

I DON’T WANT ANY FREE ISSUES OF THE WATCHTOWER!

THERE IS A KINGDOM-

WILL YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF SO I CAN FINISH MY SHOWER?

msodradek:

—Max Beckmann, Birds’ Hell (Hölle der Vögel, 1938), Oil on canvas.

ivadell:

Oh, what’s up seagull?

“hey man, can I come in for a beer”

“no”

“it wont be like last time, I promise”

“get the fuck out of here seagull”

“man, I’m trying to be cool, but I will peck the shit out of this window”

“what?”

“nothing, maybe can I bum a cig”

“jesus h christ, I’ll get out the instant rice if you dont get off that window sill”

“I thought we were cool man, whatever. I can take a hint.”

“…”

“so, that cigarette”

“OK already”

“oh, dude, you know I only smoke american spirits, you actually smoke these. you know they’re full of..”

“get out, get the fuck out, i hate you.”